... at first I was like, oh my goodness, those are some short shorts!! But then after watching him for awhile, it was like, whatever. He, along with a short, blond guy, a hispanic guy, and a tall guy were all skating. Of course, with the other couple.... but they aren't really a couple. He just coaches her on skating. So you see, here is what happens: I am at the park this day, expecting to see them, and I do. They are skating, or at least she is attemping, and he is coaching. There are other skaters skating, but just random people skating-- or so I think. An elder man is sitting near me, just sitting and watching. The short blond one skates up to the bench and sits down. "You're very good," the elder man says. "Yeah? Thanks. I'm just trying to get back into it," the blonde one replies. "Yeah, you make it look easy. Some people, when they skate, make it look complicated. You make it look easy." Blondie laughs... Then they start getting into a conversation about...